Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: “It’s 7am Somewhere” coaster with mug and coffee bag
Self Rez Coffee slate coaster with logo, paired with a dark ceramic mug, set against a bookshelf backdrop.
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set 1, square: “It’s 7am Somewhere,” “Adulting Is Hard” and two logo coasters
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set 2, square: “Coffee Because Wine,” “Coffee Because Beer” and two logo coasters
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set in wood and red coaster holders
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: square logo coaster under a red and black mug
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: square logo coaster with mug and coffee bag
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: “Adulting Is Hard” coaster with mug and coffee bag
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: “Coffee Because Wine” coaster with mug and coffee bag
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set: “Coffee Because Beer” coaster with mug and coffee bag
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set 1, round: “It’s 7am Somewhere,” “Adulting Is Hard” and two logo coasters
Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set 2, round: “Coffee Because Wine,” “Coffee Because Beer” and two logo coasters
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Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set – 4-Pack

$12.00 USD
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Style: Set 1
Shape: Square
SRC Coaster Holder: No
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At a glance
Style
Set 1 · Set 2
Shape
Square · Round
SRC Coaster Holder
No · Red/Black · Tan

Bring personality to your coffee table with our handcrafted Slate Coaster Sets—a perfect blend of bold style and caffeine-fueled attitude. Each set includes 4 round or square natural slate coasters, with laser-etched designs that make a statement.

Set One Includes:

  • 2x Self Rez Coffee logo coasters

  • 1x “It’s 7AM Somewhere” with a coffee mug graphic

  • 1x “Coffee Because Adulting is Hard”

Set Two Includes:

  • 2x Self Rez Coffee logo coasters

  • 1x “Coffee Because It’s Too Early for Wine”

  • 1x “It’s Too Early for Beer”

Both sets are available in your choice of round or square, and you can add a custom 3D-printed coaster holder in your favorite color—red/black, or tan—to keep your set organized and on display.

Perfect for your home, office, or as a gift for the coffee lover in your life.
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This isn't just gear — it's how you represent what Self Rez Coffee stands for. Veteran-owned, mission-driven, and built for people who show up.

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Built by a veteran, carried by the community. When you wear or carry Self Rez Coffee, you're standing with a brand that puts purpose first.

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Veteran-owned. Built around the mission. Our giving-back coffees support veteran, first responder and K9 causes.

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Questions

Product FAQ

What designs are included in each Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set?

Each Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set includes 4 coasters. Set One has 2 Self Rez Coffee logo coasters, 1 coaster with 'It’s 7AM Somewhere' and a coffee mug graphic, and 1 coaster with 'Coffee Because Adulting is Hard.' Set Two includes 2 Self Rez Coffee logo coasters, 1 with 'Coffee Because It’s Too Early for Wine,' and 1 with 'It’s Too Early for Beer.'

Can I choose between round or square slate coasters?
Yes, you can select either round or square natural slate coasters with your 4-pack Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set, according to your preference.
Are the designs on the slate coasters permanent?
Yes, the designs on the Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set are laser-etched into the natural slate, making them long-lasting and resistant to fading or peeling.
Is a coaster holder included with the set?

You can choose to add a custom 3D-printed coaster holder to your order. Available options include red/black or tan holders, or you can opt out if you do not wish to include the holder.

Are these coasters suitable as a gift for coffee lovers?

Absolutely! The Self Rez Coffee Slate Coaster Set features bold, fun designs perfect for coffee enthusiasts. The set comes in stylish packaging, making it an ideal gift for home, office, or any coffee lover in your life.